I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying...
Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday, man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob!
Mr. City, policemen sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying...
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob!
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob, goo goo goo joob...
Expert, texpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying...
Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna, man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob, goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob, goo goo goo joob...
(Lennon/McCartney)
